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	<title>Missions Unknown &#187; Joe McKinney</title>
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		<title>McKinney&#8217;s &#8216;The Red Empire&#8217; gets new release with seven additional stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 11:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p class="wp-caption-text">Bet that stings: The Bad Moon Books edition of Joe McKinney&#039;s The Red Empire.</p>San Antonio horror author Joe McKinney has scared readers with zombies and deadly disease outbreaks. </p> <p>Now he’s unleashing fire ants on them.</p> <p>A new trade paperback edition of McKinney’s The Red Empire &#8212; a novella about inch-long, super-intelligent fire ants [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_10436" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><img src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RedEmpire_lg.jpg" alt="" title="RedEmpire_lg" width="200" height="304" class="size-full wp-image-10436" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Bet that stings: The Bad Moon Books edition of Joe McKinney&#039;s The Red Empire.</p></div>San Antonio horror author <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> has scared readers with zombies and deadly disease outbreaks. </p>
<p>Now he’s unleashing fire ants on them.</p>
<p>A new trade paperback edition of McKinney’s <em>The Red Empire</em> &#8212; a novella about inch-long, super-intelligent fire ants loosed on an unsuspecting South Texas &#8212; will hit the shelves January 2012 from fledgling publisher <a href="http://redrumhorror.com/">Redrum Horror</a>. </p>
<p>The book also will include seven McKinney short stories, including two specifically penned for this edition. But don&#8217;t expect any of the shambling undead creatures McKinney built the early part of his career on.</p>
<p>“There won&#8217;t be any zombies, so folks are going to get a taste of my other interests in the horror genre,&#8221; he says. &#8220;I&#8217;m doing this new version of the book because I was eager to branch out to other kinds of horror. Readers will find stories merging science fiction and horror, Lovecraftian horror and of course some psychological horror.” </p>
<p>The limited first edition of <em>The Red Empire</em> came out earlier this year from <a href="http://www.badmoonbooks.com/">Bad Moon Books</a>. Most, if not all, of those 1,000 books have sold out, McKinney adds.</p>
<p>And just in case you just can’t get enough of Joe, head on over to author <a href="http://www.kealanpatrickburke.com/">Kealan Patrick Burke’s</a> blog, where he does a <a href="http://kealanpatrick.wordpress.com/2011/10/17/halloween-guest-blog-joe-mckinney/">guest shot</a> writing about the virtues of creepy old buildings. </p>
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		<title>Authors shoot to thrill this Saturday at La Cantera Barnes &amp; Noble</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 19:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney, author of the newly released Flesh Eaters, is one of the authors appearing Saturday at the La Cantera Barnes &#038; Noble.</p>The Candlelight Writers Group, which includes San Antonio scribes Joe McKinney and David Liss, is kicking off its Shoot to Thrill Tour this Saturday, May 28, at the La Cantera Barnes &#038; [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_7590" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 259px"><img src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Flesh-Eaters-McKinney-Joe-9780786023608.jpg" alt="" title="Flesh-Eaters-McKinney-Joe-9780786023608" width="249" height="400" class="size-full wp-image-7590" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney, author of the newly released Flesh Eaters, is one of the authors appearing Saturday at the La Cantera Barnes &#038; Noble.</p></div>The Candlelight Writers Group, which includes San Antonio scribes <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> and <a href="http://davidliss.com/">David Liss</a>, is kicking off its Shoot to Thrill Tour this Saturday, May 28, at the La Cantera Barnes &#038; Noble.  </p>
<p>The group, made up of Texas writers who specialize in thrillers (and, in some cases, full-on horror), is making a tour of booksellers around the state to broaden the appreciation of their genre through a combination of in-store panel discussions, readings and signings. </p>
<p>Saturday&#8217;s San Antonio appearance runs from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. It&#8217;s free of charge.</p>
<p>In addition to McKinney (<em>Flesh Eaters</em>, <em>Apocalypse of the Dead</em>) and Liss (<em>Sword of the Apocalypse</em>, <em>The Devil&#8217;s Company</em>) &#8212; who should be no strangers to Missions Unknown readers &#8212; Candlelight consists of <a href="http://www.hankschwaeble.com/">Hank Schwaeble</a> (<em>Damnable</em>, <em>Diabolical</em>), <a href="http://www.rhodihawk.com/">Rhodi Hawk</a> (<em>A Twisted Ladder</em>), and <a href="http://shufflingandmuttering.blogspot.com/">Robert Jackson Bennett</a> (<em>The Company Man</em>, <em>Mr. Shivers</em>).  </p>
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		<title>Forgotten Book: QUARANTINED by Joe McKinney, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott A. Cupp</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Quarantined by Joe McKinney, 2009, Lachesis Publishing</p> <p>This is the 46th in my series of Forgotten Books.</p> <p>Joe McKinney is a San Antonio policeman. He is also a damn fine horror writer. He is certainly trying to become King of the Zombie writers with his four novel DEAD WORLD series and appearances in three anthologies [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Quarantined-Joe-McKinney/dp/1897370652%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJXW2PBXRLLKEIN7Q%26tag%3Dmissionsunknown-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D1897370652">Quarantined</a></em> by Joe McKinney, 2009, Lachesis Publishing</p>
<p><strong>This is the 46th in my series of Forgotten Books.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Quarantined-Joe-McKinney/dp/1897370652%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJXW2PBXRLLKEIN7Q%26tag%3Dmissionsunknown-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D1897370652"><img class="alignright" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DgEYtxBqL._SL500_.jpg" alt="" width="311" height="500" /></a><a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> is a San Antonio policeman.  He is also a damn fine horror writer.  He is certainly trying to become King of the Zombie writers with his four novel DEAD WORLD series and appearances in three anthologies of zombie stories (including DEAD SET which he co-edited).</p>
<p>Today’s novel QUARANTINED is not a zombie novel.  It’s scarier than that.  This is about a biologic plague that hits San Antonio in the form of the H2N2 flu, deadlier than any other strain recorded.  People start dying left and right and before you can say “Urban Flight” the government has a giant wall around the city and people who try to leave are shot first and questioned later.</p>
<p>The novel is also a murder mystery of sorts.  Among McKinney’s previous duties with the SAPD, he was a homicide detective.  In QUARANTINED, Detective Lily Harris and her partner Reginald Dempsey (Chunk) are on duty verifying the dead being placed in a mass grave when they notice a pretty woman who does not show flu signs.  They examine her and even though she has a morgue tag on her toe, she has not been examined.  She has been shot.  Suddenly they have a murder on their hands.  Reviews soon disclose the victim to be Dr. Emma Bradley from the World Health Organization who is researching the causes of the flu plague.</p>
<p>The WHO people think the San Antonio doctors are morons and do not hide their disdain.  They also believe that Dr. Bradley was killed by a policeman which does not endear them to Lily and Chunk and vice versa.</p>
<p>In addition to police work, Lily has to balance a family life with her husband Billy and her daughter Connie who has a 6th birthday coming soon.  Because of the quarantine, food is dropped in on a regular basis and certain luxuries (like chocolate) are only available on the black market.</p>
<p>Trying to maintain a healthy life balance while conducting a murder investigation is not easy.  But when the food shipments start getting shorted and the riots start, life n San Antonio becomes a real hell.</p>
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<p><img class="alignleft" title="World Horror Convention 2011 - Austin, TX" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Iomu21v66NI/TKRprJ0OF-I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/aXIdfHHnunc/s1600/World_Horror_Convention.jpg" alt="World Horror Convention 2011 - Austin, TX" width="300" height="298" />The police work sounds authentic (as it should).  The city is recognizable as San Antonio.  The horror is as real as next week’s news.  And the writing is fast paced and good.  It is not a wonder that this was a nominee for <strong>Best Novel</strong> from the <a href="http://www.horror.org/">Horror Writers Association</a>.  It did not win, but it deserved to be there.  McKinney is up for Best Novel again this year and for a short fiction award.  The Horror Writers know cream when they see it.  Check out his work now and say you knew him when.</p>
<p>As an aside to this, Joe McKinney is one of the organizers of the <a href="http://whc2011.org/">World Horror Convention</a> which will be held in Austin from April 28 to May 1.  That is like next week, folks.  And I believe he will have a new novel out for the show.  Get a day pass and come see him there.  I’ll be there too so come by sand see me, too.</p>
<p>Series organizer Patti Abbott hosts <a href="http://pattinase.blogspot.com/">more Friday Forgotten Book reviews</a> at her own blog, and posts a complete list of participating blogs.</p>
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		<title>McKinney&#8217;s zombie plague shows no sign of waning</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney&#039;s latest features a rather sultry looking cover zombie.</p>San Antonio author Joe McKinney is certainly doing his part to keep zombie fans in reading material.</p> <p>Flesh Eaters (Pinnacle), the third in his four-book zombie series, recently hit the shelves, and his story &#8220;The Day the Music Died&#8221; graces the new zombie anthology Holiday [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_7204" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 259px"><img src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Flesh-Eaters-McKinney-Joe-9780786023608.jpg" alt="" title="Flesh-Eaters-McKinney-Joe-9780786023608" width="249" height="400" class="size-full wp-image-7204" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney&#039;s latest features a rather sultry looking cover zombie.</p></div>San Antonio author <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> is certainly doing his part to keep zombie fans in reading material.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Flesh-Eaters-Joe-McKinney/dp/0786023600/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1302276990&#038;sr=1-1">Flesh Eaters</a></em> (Pinnacle), the third in his four-book zombie series, recently hit the shelves, and his story &#8220;The Day the Music Died&#8221; graces the new zombie anthology <em>Holiday of the Dead</em>. </p>
<p><em>Flesh Eaters</em> follows emergency worker Eleanor Norton as she and her team conduct dangerous salvage work in the streets of Houston, flooded with both plague-filled waters and ravenous zombies. <a href="http://www.briankeene.com/">Brian Keene</a>, perhaps the current dean of zombie fiction, praised the book as &#8220;mercilessly fast-paced and genuinely scary.&#8221; </p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Dead-Joe-McKinney/dp/0786023597/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1302277019&#038;sr=1-1">Apocalypse of the Dead</a></em>, the previous book in McKinney&#8217;s series, came out last fall and now is in the running for a Bram Stoker Award for Superior Achievement in a Novel.  </p>
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		<title>Made in S.A.: Stoker Award-nominated author Joe McKinney</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">Riding High: Prolific horror author Joe McKinney.</p> <p>We last did a Q&#38;A with Joe McKinney back in 2009, after he&#8217;d just released his second novel, Quarantined. Since then, he&#8217;s co-edited the zombie anthology Dead Set, put out two more novels &#8212; the zombie epic Apocalypse of the Dead and hard-boiled crime tale Dodging Bullets [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6985" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 390px"><img class="size-full wp-image-6985" title="joemckinney" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/joemckinney.jpg" alt="" width="380" height="400" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Riding High: Prolific horror author Joe McKinney.</p></div>
<p>We last did a Q&amp;A with <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> back in 2009, after he&#8217;d just released his second novel, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Quarantined-Joe-McKinney/dp/1897370652/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1299247591&amp;sr=1-1">Quarantined</a></em>. Since then, he&#8217;s co-edited the zombie anthology Dead Set, put out two more novels &#8212; the zombie epic <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Dead-Joe-McKinney/dp/0786023597/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1299247542&amp;sr=1-1"><em>Apocalypse of the Dead</em></a> and hard-boiled crime tale <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Set-Anthology-Michelle-McCrary/dp/0980185092/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1299247625&amp;sr=1-1">Dodging Bullets</a></em> &#8212; and this week picked up a second Stoker Award nomination (for Apocalypse).</p>
<p>Given McKinney&#8217;s rising stock on the horror scene, we figured it was time to sit down with him once again. McKinney, who works for the San Antonio Police Department, was more than happy to discuss the origins of his new crime novel, the future of zombie horror and his spate of upcoming projects.</p>
<p><em>How does it feel to be nominated for a Stoker Award alongside horror heavyweights like Peter Straub and Joe Hill?</em></p>
<p>A little intimidating. Peter Straub is one of the authors I grew up reading. <em>Koko</em>, <em>Ghost Story</em>, <em>Shadowland</em>&#8230;for me, reading those novels was like discovering gold. It’s hard to overstate the importance of great writing encountered early in one’s life. All I can say is I’m the richer for having encountered him. And though Joe Hill is a relative newcomer on the scene, he shows the same promise as the early Straub. These are both writers that my friends and I have discussed over long drunken nights. Suddenly finding oneself lumped among them, well, that’s flattering, and frightening.  I guess I feel like the ugly stepsister at the gala ball.</p>
<p><em>Although you don&#8217;t write about zombies exclusively, you certainly made your name as a zombie writer. Are there signs the zombie phenomenon is starting to wane, or do you still see plenty of life left in the genre?</em></p>
<p>It depends on where you look. The critics have been saying zombies were, uh, dead for years. They were saying it back before Max Brooks released <em>World War Z</em>. They were saying it again when Robert Kirkman’s &#8220;The Walking Dead&#8221; showed up on TV. They’ll go on saying indefinitely, I’m sure. And, one day, when a big budget zombie film falls flat on its face, the critics will dance around triumphantly claiming that they told us so.</p>
<p>But I think zombies will be around for a long while still. I’m sure their popularity will roller coaster over the next few years, but my guess is they’re here to stay. If you want proof of that, you don’t have to look much further than our language. We used to see people in shock and say they had the 2,000 yard stare. Now, we’re far more likely to say that person looks like a zombie. Economists talk about zombie markets and zombie businesses. A recent issue of <em>The Economist</em>, for example, even carried the cover story, “Night of the Living Fed.” Computer experts use terms like zombie terminals. There are dozens of other examples, but the fact of the matter is that the zombie is embedded in our language. Language is a very accurate way to gauge the mind of a society, and ours seems to have embraced the zombie on an archetypal level. So I’d say, yeah, the zombie is here to stay.</p>
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<p><em>Are there some up-and-coming writers taking the living dead trope in new and exciting directions?</em></p>
<p>Absolutely. A few I’ve read recently, and enjoyed, are David Moody, Craig DiLouie and Wayne Simmons. Through them, and others, we’re seeing new variations on familiar themes. In many of these works, zombies are changing from the shambling, slow-moving reanimated dead of George Romero’s &#8220;Night of the Living Dead&#8221; to more complicated articulations of our current fears. They are changing from images of horror to metaphors for larger, more socially-based fears. Zombies are merely that, remember: reflections of what we fear most. No matter what you’re most afraid of, whether it’s illegal immigration or forced conformity or losing your mind or disease or death itself, we have a zombie for that. They are blank slates upon which authors and readers alike project their fears. To anybody curious about zombies being used in this way, I recommend checking out the first and second volumes of John Joseph Adams’ <em>The Living Dead</em>, John Skipp’s anthology, <em>Zombies</em>, and Christopher Golden’s anthology, <em>The New Dead</em>. Between those four books, a reader should be able to get a great perspective on the metaphorical potential of the zombie. You may also pick up a few new favorite writers in the process.</p>
<p><em>You were short listed for the Stoker in four categories this year: novel, long fiction (novella), short fiction and as editor of <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Set-Anthology-Michelle-McCrary/dp/0980185092%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJXW2PBXRLLKEIN7Q%26tag%3Dmissionsunknown-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0980185092">Dead Set: A Zombie Anthology</a></em>. Which type of work do you enjoy most? Which would you most want to be remembered for?</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Set-Anthology-Michelle-McCrary/dp/0980185092%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJXW2PBXRLLKEIN7Q%26tag%3Dmissionsunknown-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0980185092"><img class="alignleft" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51InlbBUv3L._SL500_.jpg" alt="" width="329" height="500" /></a>Wow, that’s a hard one to answer. I think short stories give me the greatest joy while I’m writing them, but there’s no feeling in the world like typing that last line of a novel. For a moment, you ride this tremendous high. It’s disbelieving joy. It’s shock. There’s even the beginnings of the inevitable ennui that always follows a completed manuscript. But right when you hit the last keystroke, that moment, it’s glorious. You look at the page in stunned silence and try to drink in the fact that the book is done. So I guess I’d have to grudgingly say that the novel is my favorite venue. As for what I’d like to be remembered for&#8230;well, I’d be tickled pink just to be remembered.</p>
<p><em>In addition to horror, you also write crime fiction. Gutter Books released your hard-boiled crime novel <em>Dodging Bullets</em> late last year. First, tell us a little about the book, then tell us whether would you prefer to be considered a crime writer who also does horror or a horror writer who also does crime.</em></p>
<p><em>Dodging Bullets</em> is special to me, not because it’s my first novel-length crime story, but because of where it takes place and the time of my life it captures. I went to college at Trinity University, here in San Antonio, and those years were some of the best I’ve ever known. Trinity is located on the outskirts of a very old neighborhood known as Monte Vista. The homes there are predominantly Craftsman-style bungalows, but with a few glorious Queen Anne and Victorian era mansions mixed in. Many of those homes have since been converted to apartments, and for a young man looking for adventure, and open to new experiences, it was a paradise. I remember nights there, walking down the streets, the cool night breezes blowing through the magnolia trees, hearing the soothing notes of Van Morrison’s Moondance, or Pink Floyd, or Bob Dylan, coming from the upstairs apartments. Inevitably, those walks ended up in those upstairs apartments, where the conversation lasted deep into the night. I imagine New York’s Greenwich Village was a lot like that, back in the day.</p>
<p>Needless to say, those days left an indelible impression on me, and the novel’s female lead lives the life I remember living. Her boyfriend, Peter “Peto” Hurst, is a different story. His life is based on my later experiences as a San Antonio police officer. It’s an odd experience, looking at your neighborhood as a cop. When I first broke out of the Academy, and was still doing my training rides with a more experienced officer, I was assigned to work the same area where I once lived the carefree life of a college student. For the first time, I was entering those upstairs apartments to answer calls for family disturbances and burglaries and all manner of cases. It was very much a through-the-looking-glass type experience. And Peto Hurst grew out of that. His relationship with his wealthy Trinity girlfriend, Shannon Dupree, was based on the collision of my memory with my present circumstance. The crime that destroys them is really incidental to that collision. What matters in that story is intensely personal, and perhaps invisible to the reader. I think the most satisfying stories, to the tellers at least, are like that.</p>
<p>The second part of your question is equally hard to answer, but I think I can do it in a lot less space. Horror is my first love. When people ask me what kind of books I write, I always tell them horror. That said, most of my horror stories contain a significant police procedural element. I think that focus will remain with me for a long while still. It may never go away, in fact.</p>
<p><em>What&#8217;s next for Joe McKinney? Any projects in the pipeline?</em></p>
<p>Well, this year is going to see several major releases, with April being the busiest month. I’ve got the third book in my Dead World series, <em>Flesh Eaters</em>, coming out on the first. Then, later in the month I’ll be traveling to Austin for the World Horror Convention, where I’ll be sitting on a few panels and launching my next novel, <em>The Red Empire</em>. The month after that I’ll be launching an anthology of abandoned building stories I edited with Mark Onspaugh. Late in the summer I have a fourth book, <em>Lost Girl of the Lake</em>, coming out. I co-wrote that one with Michael McCarthy. And then, late in the year, probably around November or December, I’ll be turning in the manuscript for the fourth, and probably final, book in the Dead World series, called <em>The Zombie King</em>. In between, I’ll be publishing short stories in a variety of anthologies, ranging from Bigfoot to zombies to post-apocalyptic tales.  It’s shaping up to be a pretty good year.</p>
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		<title>McKinney&#8217;s latest zombie novel is up for a Stoker</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 13:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney&#39;s latest zombie novel is up for a Stoker Award.</p> <p>San Antonio horror writer Joe McKinney has nabbed his second Bram Stoker Award nomination.</p> <p>McKinney&#8217;s novel Apocalypse of the Dead was listed in the Superior Achievement in a Novel category alongside heavy hitters Joe Hill, nominated for Horns, and Peter Straub, nominated for [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6971" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 410px"><img class="size-full wp-image-6971" title="apocalypsedead" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/apocalypsedead.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="647" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Joe McKinney&#39;s latest zombie novel is up for a Stoker Award.</p></div>
<p>San Antonio horror writer <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> has nabbed his second Bram Stoker Award nomination.</p>
<p>McKinney&#8217;s novel <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Dead-Joe-McKinney/dp/0786023597/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1299073362&amp;sr=8-1">Apocalypse of the Dead</a></em> was listed in the Superior Achievement in a Novel category alongside heavy hitters Joe Hill, nominated for <em>Horns</em>, and Peter Straub, nominated for <em>A Dark Matter</em>. Members of the <a href="http://www.horror.org/">Horror Writers Association</a> vote on the Stokers annually to recognize the best in literary horror.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a little stunned,&#8221; McKinney said. &#8220;There are some writers on the ballot I grew up reading, and when I see my name up there next to theirs, well, that&#8217;s a humbling experience. I&#8217;m absolutely thrilled, though. It&#8217;s been a great week.&#8221;</p>
<p>McKinney&#8217;s novel &#8220;Quarantined&#8221; grabbed a nomination for the 2009 Stokers but ultimately lost out to <em>Audrey&#8217;s Door</em> by Sarah Langan.</p>
<p>Stay tuned, folks. Missions Unknown will catch up again with McKinney on Friday with a full &#8220;Made in S.A.&#8221; interview, where he talks about the nomination, his interest in hard-boiled crime writing and the future of the zombie-apocalypse genre.</p>
<p>And for those seeking the whole rundown on the 2010 Stoker nominations, here you go:</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a NOVEL</p>
<p>HORNS by Joe Hill (William Morrow)<br />
ROT AND RUIN by Jonathan Maberry (Simon &amp; Schuster)<br />
DEAD LOVE by Linda Watanabe McFerrin (Stone Bridge Press)<br />
APOCALYPSE OF THE DEAD by Joe McKinney (Pinnacle)<br />
DWELLER by Jeff Strand (Leisure/Dark Regions Press)<br />
A DARK MATTER by Peter Straub (DoubleDay)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a FIRST NOVEL<br />
BLACK AND ORANGE by Benjamin Kane Ethridge (Bad Moon Books)<br />
A BOOK OF TONGUES by Gemma Files (Chizine Publications)<br />
CASTLE OF LOS ANGELES by Lisa Morton (Gray Friar Press)<br />
SPELLBENT by Lucy Snyder (Del Rey)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in LONG FICTION<br />
THE PAINTED DARKNESS by Brian James Freeman (Cemetery Dance)<br />
DISSOLUTION by Lisa Mannetti (Deathwatch)<br />
MONSTERS AMONG US by Kirstyn McDermott (Macabre: A Journey through Australia’s Darkest Fears)<br />
THE SAMHANACH by Lisa Morton (Bad Moon Books)<br />
INVISIBLE FENCES by Norman Prentiss (Cemetery Dance)</p>
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<p>Superior Achievement in SHORT FICTION<br />
RETURN TO MARIABRONN by Gary Braunbeck (Haunted Legends)<br />
THE FOLDING MAN by Joe R. Lansdale (Haunted Legends)<br />
1925: A FALL RIVER HALLOWEEN by Lisa Mannetti (Shroud Magazine #10)<br />
IN THE MIDDLE OF POPLAR STREET by Nate Southard (Dead Set: A Zombie Anthology)<br />
FINAL DRAFT by Mark W. Worthen (Horror Library IV)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in an ANTHOLOGY<br />
DARK FAITH edited by Maurice Broaddus and Jerry Gordon (Apex Publications)<br />
HORROR LIBRARY IV edited by R.J. Cavender and, Boyd E. Harris (Cutting Block Press)<br />
MACABRE: A JOURNEY THROUGH AUSTRALIA’S DARKEST FEARS edited by Angela Challis and Marty Young (Brimstone Press)<br />
HAUNTED LEGENDS edited by Ellen Datlow and Nick Mamatas (Tor)<br />
THE NEW DEAD edited by Christopher Golden (St. Martin’s Griffin)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a COLLECTION<br />
OCCULTATION by Laird Barron (Night Shade Books)<br />
BLOOD AND GRISTLE by Michael Louis Calvillo (Bad Moon Books)<br />
FULL DARK, NO STARS by Stephen King (Simon and Schuster)<br />
THE ONES THAT GOT AWAY by Stephen Graham Jones (Prime Books)<br />
A HOST OF SHADOWS by Harry Shannon (Dark Regions Press)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in NONFICTION<br />
TO EACH THEIR DARKNESS by Gary A. Braunbeck (Apex Publications)<br />
THE CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE by Thomas Ligotti (Hippocampus Press)<br />
WANTED UNDEAD OR ALIVE by Jonathan Maberry and Janice Gable Bashman (Citadel)<br />
LISTEN TO THE ECHOES: THE RAY BRADBURY INTERVIEWS by Sam Weller (Melville House Publications)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a POETRY collection<br />
DARK MATTERS by Bruce Boston (Bad Moon Books)<br />
WILD HUNT OF THE STARS by Ann K. Schwader (Sam’s Dot)<br />
DIARY OF A GENTLEMAN DIABOLIST by Robin Spriggs (Anomalous Books)<br />
VICIOUS ROMANTIC by Wrath James White (Bandersnatch Books)</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">The novel &#39;Apocalypse of the Dead&#39; was one of four Joe McKinney works making the Stoker Awards&#39; preliminary ballot.</p> <p>San Antonio horror writer Joe McKinney has snagged four mentions on the Horror Writers Association&#8216;s preliminary ballot for the 2010 Bram Stoker Awards. Each is in a different category.</p> <p>McKinney, an SAPD cop by day, [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6858" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 322px"><img class="size-full wp-image-6858" title="ApocDead" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ApocDead.jpg" alt="" width="312" height="500" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The novel &#39;Apocalypse of the Dead&#39; was one of four Joe McKinney works making the Stoker Awards&#39; preliminary ballot.</p></div>
<p>San Antonio horror writer <a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> has snagged four mentions on the <a href="http://horror.org/">Horror Writers Association</a>&#8216;s preliminary ballot for the 2010 Bram Stoker Awards. Each is in a different category.</p>
<p>McKinney, an SAPD cop by day, was listed in the Novel category for <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Apocalypse-Dead-Joe-McKinney/dp/0786023597/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1296847037&amp;sr=8-1">Apocalypse of the Dead</a></em> (Pinnacle); Long Fiction for the novella &#8220;Blemish,&#8221; which appeared in <em><a href="http://www.darkrecesses.com/">Dark Recesses</a></em> #12; Short Fiction for &#8220;Survivors,&#8221; which appeared in <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Set-Anthology-Michelle-McCrary/dp/0980185092/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1296847067&amp;sr=1-1">Dead Set: A Zombie Anthology</a></em>; and Anthology for co-editing <em>Dead Set</em> along with Michelle McCrary.</p>
<p>As the name suggests, this list is not final ballot for the Stoker Awards. It simply reflects the works that earned the top of number of recommendations in each category. Over coming weeks, HWA members will vote to narrow the list down to the top five works in each category. Those will advance to the final ballot.</p>
<p>The Stokers, awarded yearly, recognize &#8220;superior achievement&#8221; in horror fiction.</p>
<p>For those of you keeping tabs on all the categories, a complete list follows:</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a NOVEL</p>
<p>VIPERS by Lawrence C. Connolly (Fantasist Enterprises)<br />
SIREN by John Everson (Leisure)<br />
HORNS by Joe Hill (William Morrow)<br />
IT CAME FROM DEL RIO by Stephen Graham Jones (Trapdoor Books)<br />
SPARROW ROCK by Nate Kenyon (Leisure Books)<br />
DESPERATE SOULS by Gregory Lamberson (Medallion Press)<br />
THE FRENZY WAY by Gregory Lamberson (Medallion Press)<br />
ROT AND RUIN by Jonathan Maberry (Simon &amp; Schuster)<br />
<strong> APOCALYPSE OF THE DEAD by Joe McKinney (Pinnacle)</strong><br />
EMPIRE OF SALT by Weston Ochse (Abaddon)<br />
DWELLER by Jeff Strand (Leisure/Dark Regions Press)<br />
A DARK MATTER by Peter Straub (DoubleDay)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a FIRST NOVEL</p>
<p>MR. SHIVERS by Robert Jackson Bennett (Orbit)<br />
FREEK CAMP by Steve Burt (Steve Burt Creations)<br />
THE MAN OF MYSTERY HILL by Tracy L. Carbone (Echelon Quake)<br />
BLACK AND ORANGE by Benjamin Kane Ethridge (Bad Moon Books)<br />
CARNIVAL OF FEAR by J.G. Faherty (Graveside Tales)<br />
A BOOK OF TONGUES by Gemma Files (Chizine Publications)<br />
AT THE END OF CHURCH STREET by Gregory Hall (Belfire Press)<br />
MADIGAN MINE by Kirstyn McDermott (Picador Australia)<br />
CASTLE OF LOS ANGELES by Lisa Morton (Gray Friar Press)<br />
SPELLBENT by Lucy Snyder (Del Rey)</p>
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<p>Superior Achievement in LONG FICTION</p>
<p>THE DOCTOR, THE KID, AND THE GHOSTS IN THE LAKE by Mort Castle (F Magazine)<br />
REQUIEM FOR THE BURNING GOD by Shane Jiraiya Cummings (Cthulhu’s Dark Cults)<br />
THE PAINTED DARKNESS by Brian James Freeman (Cemetery Dance)<br />
CHASING THE DRAGON by Nicholas Kaufmann (Chizine)<br />
DREAMS IN BLACK AND WHITE by John R. Little (Morning Star)<br />
DISSOLUTION by Lisa Mannetti (Deathwatch)<br />
<strong> BLEMISH by Joe McKinney (Dark Recesses #12)</strong><br />
THE SAMHANACH by Lisa Morton (Bad Moon Books)<br />
JADE by Gene O’Neill (Bad Moon Books)<br />
INVISIBLE FENCES by Norman Prentiss (Cemetery Dance)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in SHORT FICTION</p>
<p>THE BEHELD by Paul Bens (Dark Discoveries #160)<br />
RETURN TO MARIABRONN by Gary Braunbeck (Haunted Legends)<br />
SURPRISE! by G.O. Clark (Dark Valentine 2)<br />
SEMINAR Z by J. Comeau (Dead Set: A Zombie Anthology)<br />
THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS by Brock Cooper (The New Bedlam Project)<br />
THE FOLDING MAN by Joe R. Lansdale (Haunted Legends)<br />
1925: A FALL RIVER HALLOWEEN by Lisa Mannetti (Shroud Magazine #10)<br />
<strong> SURVIVORS by Joe McKinney (Dead Set: A Zombie Anthology)</strong><br />
BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN by Weston Ochse (Dark Discoveries #16)<br />
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE by David Sakmyster (Horror World)<br />
TROOT by Margaret B. Simon (Null Immortalis)<br />
THE DAYS OF FLAMING MOTORCYCLES by Catherynne Valente (Dark Faith)<br />
FINAL DRAFT by Mark W. Worthen (Horror Library IV)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in an ANTHOLOGY</p>
<p>DARK FAITH edited by Maurice Broaddus and Jerry Gordon (Apex Publications)<br />
HORROR LIBRARY IV edited by R.J. Cavender and, Boyd E. Harris (Cutting Block Press)<br />
CTHULHU’S DARK CULTS edited by David Conyers (Chaosium)<br />
HAUNTED LEGENDS edited by Ellen Datlow and Nick Mamatas (Tor)<br />
THE NEW DEAD edited by Christopher Golden (St. Martin’s Griffin)<br />
BLACK WINGS edited S.T. Joshi (PS Publishing)<br />
EVOLVE: VAMPIRE STORIES OF THE NEW UNDEAD edited by Nancy Kilpatrick (Edge Science Fiction &amp; Fantasy Publishing)<br />
NULL IMMORTALIS edited by D.F. Lewis (Megazanthus Press)<br />
<strong> DEAD SET: A ZOMBIE ANTHOLOGY edited by Michelle McCrary and Joe McKinney (23 House Publishing)</strong><br />
SCENES FROM THE SECOND STOREY by Amanda Pillar and Pete Kempshall (Morrigan Books)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a COLLECTION</p>
<p>OCCULTATION by Laird Barron (Night Shade Books)<br />
BLOOD AND GRISTLE by Michael Louis Calvillo (Bad Moon Books)<br />
THIS WAY TO EGRESS by Lawrence C. Connolly (Ash-Tree Press)<br />
WHAT WILL COME AFTER by Scott Edelman (PS Publishing)<br />
FULL DARK, NO STARS by Stephen King (Simon and Schuster)<br />
LITTLE THINGS by John R. Little (Bad Moon Books)<br />
A HELL OF A JOB by Michael McCarty (Damnation Books)<br />
A HOST OF SHADOWS by Harry Shannon (Dark Regions Press)<br />
FUNGUS OF THE HEART by Jeremy Shipp (Raw Dog (Screaming Press)<br />
HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION by Connie Corcoran Wilson (Sam’s Dot)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in NONFICTION</p>
<p>WEIRD ENCOUNTERS by Joanne M. Austin (Sterling Publishing)<br />
TO EACH THEIR DARKNESS by Gary A. Braunbeck (Apex Publications)<br />
SHADOWS OVER FLORIDA by David Goudsward and Scott T. Goudsward (Bear Manor Media)<br />
THE CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE by Thomas Ligotti (Hippocampus Press)<br />
WANTED UNDEAD OR ALIVE by Jonathan Maberry and Janice Gable Bashman (Citadel)<br />
MASTERS OF IMAGINATION by Michael McCarty (Bear Manor Media)<br />
LISTEN TO THE ECHOES: THE RAY BRADBURY INTERVIEWS by Sam Weller (Melville House Publications)</p>
<p>Superior Achievement in a POETRY Collection</p>
<p>DARK MATTERS by Bruce Boston (Bad Moon Books)<br />
LOVE CRAFT by Bryan Dietrich (Finishing Line Press)<br />
CHEMICKAL REACTIONS by Karen L. Newman (Naked Snake Press)<br />
WOOD LIFE by Rich Ristow (Snuff Books)<br />
WILD HUNT OF THE STARS by Ann K. Schwader (Sam’s Dot)<br />
DIARY OF A GENTLEMAN DIABOLIST by Robin Spriggs (Anomalous Books)<br />
SAVAGE MENACE AND OTHER POEMS OF HORROR by Richard L. Tierney (P’rea Press)<br />
VICIOUS ROMANTIC by Wrath James White (Bandersnatch Books)</p>
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		<dc:creator>Sanford Allen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This go-round, we asked friends and contributors to name their favorite humorous science fiction, fantasy or horror book. Novels, collections, graphic novels or even single short stories were fair game. Did your choice, we inquired, win its spot on your bookshelf with withering wit, silly slapstick, stinging satire or punishing puns? Here are the answers we got [Read it all...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This go-round, we asked friends and contributors to name their favorite humorous science fiction, fantasy or horror book. Novels, collections, graphic novels or even single short stories were fair game. Did your choice, we inquired, win its spot on your bookshelf with withering wit, silly slapstick, stinging satire or punishing puns? Here are the answers we got from authors <strong>Bill Crider</strong>, <strong>Scott Cupp</strong>, <strong>R.L. Ugolini</strong>, <strong>Joe McKinney</strong> and <strong>Sanford Allen</strong>; illustrator <strong>John Picacio</strong>; tech geek <strong>Paul Vaughn</strong>; filmmaker <strong>Pete Barnstrom</strong>; and fan <strong>Gilder McCarroll</strong>.</p>
<p><a href="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/humorous01.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6378" title="humorous01" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/humorous01.jpg" alt="Mission: What's the funniest sf, fantasy or horror book?" width="700" height="350" /></a></p>
<h5><a href="http://www.johnpicacio.com/"><span style="color: #000000;">John Picacio</span></a> &#8212; Illustrator</h5>
<p>The question isn&#8217;t whether Joe R. Lansdale is the author of the funniest book I own; it&#8217;s a question of WHICH Lansdale book is the funniest I own. He&#8217;s one of the first authors I ever cover-illustrated and that goes way back to the mid &#8217;90s. I&#8217;ve known him ever since. I would have to say FREEZER BURN is the funniest Lansdale book I own. Don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8212; this is a DARK book and not exactly the kind that Joe could&#8217;ve kept writing to capture the mainstream audiences he now enjoys. How dark, you ask? Try this out for the book&#8217;s first line: &#8220;Bill Roberts decided to rob the firecracker stand on account he didn&#8217;t have a job and not a nickel&#8217;s worth of money and his mother was dead and kind of freeze-dried in her bedroom.&#8221; And the book only gets darker from there. Freeze-dried relatives, losers, and circus freaks aren&#8217;t necessarily high comedy in the hands of another author, but with Lansdale, I nearly hurt myself laughing so hard. Joe can do that to you.</p>
<p>Honorable mention for funniest sf/f/h book: this one&#8217;s not a novel, but it&#8217;s MAD Magazine&#8217;s 1981 issue that parodies THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I was 11 when I pulled this off the newsstand and took it home. It&#8217;s hard for me to recall when my sister and I laughed harder. We both loved STAR WARS as kids, and the cover art alone is enough to start me up all over again. Ballantine/Del Rey has collected this STAR WARS parody and many more into a book called MAD ABOUT STAR WARS: THIRTY YEARS OF CLASSIC PARODIES, written by Jonathan Bresman and with a foreword by George Lucas himself. I may have to gift this one to myself for Christmas.</p>
<h5><strong>R.L. Ugolini &#8212; Author</strong></h5>
<p>Humor can humanize the fantastical by convincing readers that they share the same conventions of irony, sarcasm and wit as do fairy kings, magicians, undead maidens, and Napoleon.   Using her own brand of dry, sometimes subversive humor, Susanna Clarke draws us into the historical fantasy of JONATHAN STRANGE AND MR. NORRELL. The texture of the narrative has been likened to Austen, Conan Doyle and Dickens, but the humor is uniquely of her own making, often found hiding in the delicious British subtext of the satirized footnotes. I particularly enjoy this work as an example of humor in fantasy because not only do the lighter elements add to the richness of the story, but also because I believe in some subtle way, the author is having her own little fun with us.</p>
<h5><strong><a href="http://scottacupp.com/">Bill Crider</a> &#8212; Author</strong></h5>
<p>There are really so many great humorous SF books that I hate to name just one, but I&#8217;ll go with THE SNARKOUT BOYS AND THE AVOCADO OF DEATH by Daniel Pinkwater. The title alone is reason enough for me to choose it, and the character names are also good for a smile (Osgood Sigerson, Winston Bongo, Uncle Hades Terwilliger, Genghis Khan High School, etc.). There&#8217;s no use to try to explain any plot that involves a computer made from and avacado and called the Alligatron (a name I have a great fondness for), so let&#8217;s just say that it involves a master detective, a master criminal and his gang of trained orangutans, snarking out, old movies, underground streets, secret warehouses, and space-realtors. It&#8217;s hilarious from the first page and proves that Daniel Pinkwater is some kind of mad genius. Read the book and see if you don&#8217;t agree.</p>
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<h5><strong><a href="http://scottacupp.com/">Scott A. Cupp</a> &#8212; Author</strong></h5>
<p>My favorite humorous SFF is always a loaded question. As I thought about it, I went down the list – RA Lafferty short stories, De Camp and Pratt’s Harold Shea stories, Philip Jose Farmer, P.K. Dick’s GALACTIC POT HEALER, Harry Harrison’s STAR SMASHRS OF THE GALAXY RANGERS. They were all on the initial short list. But it came down to two works which I think pretty much tied for a variety of reasons. Robert Sheckley’s DIMENSION OF MIRACLES and Poul Anderson and Gordon Dickson’s Hoka stories (most notably the collection EARTHMAN’S BURDEN).</p>
<p>DIMENSION OF MIRACLES blew me away the first time I read it (and the similarly themed MINDSWAP) those many years ago. The story is basic enough: an Earthman, Carmody, wins a prize in the galactic lottery that he did not know he had entered. Which in fact, he had not entered. The computer supervising the lottery was accurate to 1 in 5 billion transactions. The computer explains that Carmody won because it was time to make that error. The real prizewinner wants the prize and Carmody is about to oblige him when the prize itself tells him not to do it. Together, they cross the universe is absurdist fashion while the prize winner pursues them. The book is full of wonderful bureaucratic humor. And I love the cover by Paul Lehr, which will be mine next year when I finish paying it off.</p>
<p>The Hoka stories are absurd in a totally different way. The Hokas are an alien race of sentient teddy bears with big imaginations and an insatiable desire to absorb earthly things. They hear of an earthly idea and the race tries to relive the experience. This may mean they all want to be Sherlock Holmes and Moriarity, or Cowboys and Indians, or Napoleon, or pirates, or something else. The Hokas are aided (or restricted) by Ensign Alexander Jones of the Interstellar Survey Service, who often unwittingly introduces the Hokas to some new concept.  There are several collections of Hoka stories, of which EARTHMAN’S BURDEN is the first, and it sets up the tableau for all future adventures. My copy also includes wonderful illustrations from the delightful Edd Cartier and a cover from Vaughn Bode.</p>
<h5><strong><a href="http://joemckinney.wordpress.com/">Joe McKinney</a> &#8212; Author</strong></h5>
<p>For me, the funniest SF story has to be Cyril M. Kornbluth&#8217;s THE MARCHING MORONS. At first, I was tempted to say something by William Tenn, because his stuff was consistently funny, but THE MARCHING MORONS takes first place. I guess what does it for me is the layers of frustration built into the narrative. We&#8217;ve all felt this. Everybody is frustrated with everybody else, and few people are willing to feel frustrated with themselves. Sometimes the only sufficient response is to laugh, and this story provides that in spades.</p>
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<h5><strong>Sanford Allen &#8212; <a href="http://www.sanfordallen.com">Author</a> and <a href="http://www.boxcarsatan.com">Musician</a></strong></h5>
<p>Since John Picacio already staked a claim on Joe R. Lansdale’s FREEZER BURN, I decided to take a different approach and select what may be the funniest, darkest, weirdest and all-around greatest graphic novel ever published: Chester Brown’s ED THE HAPPY CLOWN.</p>
<p>Brown’s elaborate absurdist fantasy gets underway with childlike Ed finding a severed hand under his bed. Assuming the Tooth Fairy inadvertently left it behind, he turns it in to the police &#8212; and Ed’s world being a dystopian one &#8212; the good deed earns him a trip to the pokey. And that’s just where things <em>start</em> getting weird. Before it’s all over, the discovery leads Ed down a rabbit hole of midnight-black comedy, scatological nightmares, bizarre sexual compulsions and enough body horror to fill a China Mieville novel (with some left over for the next David Cronenberg flick).</p>
<p>During the course of the book, Ed learns just how inhumane humanity is capable of being, but he also discovers that, amid life’s cruel absurdities, there is at least one thing that makes it worth living. How strange do his travels get? One key character is a man who, for unexplained reasons, cannot stop shitting &#8212; even after he dies. The poor sap’s asshole even turns out to be a portal to another dimension.</p>
<p>If unexplained crapping conditions and trans-dimensional assholes sound offensive, this book obviously isn’t for you. But if you’ve ever been entertained by the absurdist leanings of David Lynch, Monty Python or some of the more extreme writers in the New Weird literary movement, ED THE HAPPY CLOWN may take you on a bizarre journey you won’t soon forget.</p>
<h5><strong>Pete Barnstrom &#8212; <a href="http://leftfootred.com/">Left Foot Red Video</a></strong></h5>
<p>Twin political satire with science fiction? What???</p>
<p>Well, yeah, that&#8217;s probably not all that uncommon, really.  Hell, most space opera is political satire, intentional or not. But surprisingly sophisticated political satire? From an insider&#8217;s point of view? With a sly and cutting sense of humor? That&#8217;s worth another look.</p>
<p>Author Keith Laumer served in the US Foreign Service in the late &#8217;50s as vice consul in Burma: a diplomat. And he brought that experience with him in his few dozen stories and novels featuring JAME RETIEF, pride of the CDT &#8212; which stands for the Corps Diplomatique Terrestrienne. If like me, you don&#8217;t speak French, know that means he&#8217;s part of Earth&#8217;s diplomatic outreach to other planets. And, more often than not, that puts him in the position of swindling warring alien cultures into becoming grudging allies, and more often than that, pits him against his superiors in the Corps, who resent his unorthodox methods and politely politic insubordination.</p>
<p>My introduction to (and still favorite version of) the Retief stories are the Mad Dog Comics adaptations written by Jan Strnad and elegantly illustrated by Dennis Fujitake.</p>
<h5><strong>Gilder McCarroll &#8212; Fan</strong></h5>
<p>I can answer immediately. It was a self-published novel, a gift from a well-meaning relative.</p>
<p>The author, a third party who shall remain nameless, did not have a good grasp on English mechanics. That was initially annoying, but I eventually decided to treat his errors as ironic comedy and continue reading.</p>
<p>Bottom line: I remember the book not for its deliberately preposterous plot but for the fact that it was apparently neither proofread nor edited.</p>
<p>Poor guy.</p>
<h5>Paul Vaughn &#8212; <a href="http://www.ding.us">Ding.us Design</a></h5>
<p>Having just taken a flashback tour of high school favorite National Lampoon&#8217;s BORED OF THE RINGS and their much less successful DOON, I left recalling that other book I read around the same time, one that holds up much better over the years, Douglas Adams&#8217; THE HITCHHIKER&#8217;S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. My first exposure to this series, and I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m not alone here, was through the BBC&#8217;s radio play (rebroadcast on NPR) as that was how it was first conceived in 1978. Adams then novelized the adventures of Arthur Dent, the last human to escape the Earth before it was obliterated to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Arthur is accompanied on his adventures by Ford Prefect, a human-looking alien researcher helping to compile entries for the galaxy&#8217;s most popular and useful travel guide; rogue galactic president Zaphod Beeblebrox, Marvin the paranoid android with a brain the size of a planet and Trillian, the only other survivor of the destruction of Earth.</p>
<p>These books are a perfect blend of zany British comedy and planet-hopping, time-traveling space opera that has captured the imagination of millions. The story intersperses the narrative with excerpts from the Guide that envelopes the reader in Adams&#8217; smart, crazy galaxy.</p>
<p>While starting life as a radio program, the series has spawned a 1981 BBC TV series, video games, comic books, a 2005 Hollywood movie, additional radio plays and stage productions. Adams expanded the original Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide into a five-book trilogy, all of which are worth reading. Eoin Colfer (author of the Artemis Fowl series) wrote a sixth book to the series in 2009. If your only exposure to this comic masterpiece is through the 2005 movie stop reading right now, grab your towel and head to the bookstore for the funniest book you will read all year.</p>
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		<title>McKinney reading is a pre-Halloween treat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">Author Joe McKinney rolls up his sleeves and autographs.</p> <p>Halloween always means a raft of entertainment options for horror fans, and this year is no exception.</p> <p>Tonight, Galleria Santos is presenting a reading and discussion by horror author Joe McKinney, followed by screenings of the macabre short films &#8220;Inside&#8221; by Eduardo Ramirez and &#8220;Funeral March for [Read it all...]]]></description>
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<p>Halloween always means a raft of entertainment options for horror fans, and this year is no exception.</p>
<p>Tonight, <a href="http://www.galeriasantos.com/">Galleria Santos</a> is presenting a reading and discussion by horror author Joe McKinney, followed by screenings of the macabre short films &#8220;Inside&#8221; by Eduardo Ramirez and &#8220;Funeral March for a Marionette&#8221; and &#8220;Fall of the House of Usher,&#8221; both by Eric Fonseca.</p>
<p>The reading kicks off the event at 7:30 p.m., and the films run until midnight. McKinney will autograph books following the reading, and the gallery will provide soft drinks and popcorn.</p>
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		<title>Three Views of ArmadilloCon 32</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> </p> <p> </p> <p class="wp-caption-text">The bar scene at ArmadilloCon: Not quite as odd as the bar scene in &#34;Star Wars,&#34; but still full of strange characters. Among them (left to right), SF Signal&#39;s John DeNardo, author Joe McKinney, Adventures in SciFi Publishing&#39;s Brent Bowen, and author/scholar Matt Cardin.</p> <p>Joe McKinney </p> <p> </p> <p>This [Read it all...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">This year’s <a href="http://www.armadillocon.org/">ArmadilloCon</a> lived up to the legend of ArmadilloCons past. It’s one convention I never miss because it is so uniquely focused on books. I met with writers, fans, booksellers, old pros and new stars, but no matter where I went and what I was doing, the focus was on books. You just can’t get that kind of fun anywhere else.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">My experience actually started on Thursday, a day before the convention itself got under way. I was set to be one of the instructors at the annual writer’s workshop the next day, and so, as a sort of welcoming party, the convention coordinators brought us all together at a great little Mexican restaurant near the hotel. As luck would have it, I ended up sitting between the convention’s Guest of Honor, Nancy Kress, and the writing workshop coordinator, the wonderfully talented Stina Leicht. Nancy is funny, insightful, and quite the authority on coffee, as it turns out. Our end of the table was having a great conversation&#8230;and then my dinner came. The waitress dropped this enormous platter of smoking fajita meat on the table in front of me, and of course it fumigated the room.  Eyes were watering. People were coughing. Voices were raised to near shouting levels just to be heard over the noise my dinner was making. Afterwards, I went back to the hotel, got settled in, fired up the computer and a bottle of vodka, and got busy writing.  All in all, a great opener.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">The writer’s workshop the next morning was a real pleasure. It started with all the instructors assembling on the risers at the front of the room and going through a question and answer session guided by our coordinator, Stina Leicht. Afterwards, we broke up in groups. I was co-coaching Team Tolkien with very talented Melissa Tyler. It was my weekend, apparently, to meet up with genuinely cool people, of which Melissa Tyler is most certainly one. Here I’d like to give a special nod to the students in my group:  Laura Beamer, Jennifer Daly, Raymon Daniel, Roger Kunshick, Salena Bargsley, and Teresa McWilliams. I was extremely impressed with my group’s work and their desire to get something out of the workshop. They were a real pleasure, and I think it won’t be too long before you start seeing some of their names in the major magazines.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">Check after the jump for more from McKinney as well as Scott Cupp and Sanford Allen&#8230;</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">Afterwards, I met up with Sanford Allen (all around cool guy and a hell of a good writer), Matt Cardin (one of the smartest and coolest guys working in horror today), and Brent Bowen (one of the best interviewers around) and we made the rounds. We got something to eat at a local hamburger joint, then went back to the hotel to raise a little Cain with the other guests.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">Saturday started with a hangover. Sanford and I went down for breakfast, then went back up to the room to write for about an hour.  After that, my day got busy.  I had two panels, one on researching and the other writing styles. The one on researching was my first ever turn as moderator, and despite the fact that I was about as nervous as I could be, I think the panel went really well. I owe this to the inspired contributions of Jess Nevins, Martha Wells, Cary Osborne, Robert Jackson Bennett, and Melissa Tyler.</span></p>
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<div id="attachment_5787" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 614px"><img class="size-full wp-image-5787" title="MatthewBey" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/MatthewBey.jpg" alt="" width="604" height="453" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Space Squid magazine&#39;s Matthew Bey lugs his books. (Photo by Lawrence Person)</p></div>
<p>Later that day, I sat in on a group signing in the dealer’s room and managed to sell out the books I brought. Actually, I was giving them away, so I guess I can’t really say I sold them out&#8230;but you get the idea.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">Afterwards, I stuck around the Dealer’s Room and caught up with Mission Unknown’s very own Scott Cupp. I also saw old friends Lee Thomas, Nate Southard, Gabrielle Faust and Boyd E. Harris.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">That afternoon I attended Stina Leicht’s reading from her new novel, due out in April from Nightshade books. I had heard that Stina is something of an expert on the Irish, and she certainly lived up to that reputation. Her reading dealt with the Bloody Sunday riots and was absolutely brilliant. She made a believer out of me, and as soon as her book comes out, I’m going to be in line for a copy.  This lady is going places, folks.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">Later, I got to watch Sanford Allen read his short story “Burma Jukebox.”  He knocked it out of the park.  If you’ve ever heard Sanford read, you know that smooth, country fried accent he can put on when he wants to&#8230;.and brother, was he ever in good form. This is one of my favorite stories by him, a real Twilight Zone style twister of an ending at the end, and hearing it read aloud was an absolute treat.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">After the reading, Sanford and I met up with Matt Cardin and Brent Bowen again and went to dinner. Matt had a panel on religion and worldbuilding right after dinner, so we all went to that. Matt was the moderator, and with some help from Matthew Bey of Space Squid Magazine, managed to put on a hell of a good panel.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">The evening then turned into a party.  Matthew Bey had a Space Squid party on the 8th floor, and we all ended up there. It got crowded and it got loud. Security showed up not once, but twice. The first time was a polite little warning to keep the volume down. The second time was a far sterner warning keep it inside the room.  It reminded me of college, and, not surprisingly, was a wonderful time.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">On Sunday, I had another panel, this one on worldbuilding. I was moderating, and again, things went great. I was especially pleased by the back and forth between Texas-based fantasy writer Steven Brust and audience member Matt Cardin. The audience really got into this panel, and I think it was one of the best I’ve ever participated in.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">And finally, I finished off ArmadilloCon by reading my short story, “Survivors,” which I bill as a traditional zombie story&#8230;but it really ain’t. I was pleased to see the room was about two-thirds full, and I think I gave them a pretty good show.</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-style: normal;">Scott Cupp</span></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">It is always hard to pick out key moments from the convention because, I always have fun at each one I attend. ArmadilloCon 32 was no exception. Watching Kasey Lansdale perform on Saturday was certainly a highlight, especially when she invited Mark Finn, Master of Monkey Foo (or is it Poo?), up to sing a song he wrote for the Violet Crown Players’ performance of King Kong a few years ago.  The piece was called “Don’t Shoot That Monkey Down” and it was a Dadaistic masterpiece (or something).</span></p>
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<div id="attachment_5785" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 614px"><img class="size-full wp-image-5785" title="StinaandElizabethMoon" src="http://missionsunknown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/StinaandElizabethMoon.jpg" alt="" width="604" height="318" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Stina Leicht and Elizabeth Moon enjoy the revelry. (Photo by Lawrence Person)</p></div>
<p>My panels were fun, especially the cross genres panel, which had Don Webb, Michael Bishop, and others on it. (Forgive me others. My brain is still fried from the convention.) And the Review/Criticism panel with Derek Johnson, Lawrence Person, Rick Claw, Martin Wagner, and Nancy Kress on it. And the vampire panel where I got to reiterate that there was nothing sexy about vampires. (They are undead Satan-spawn with no redeeming qualities and should be killed on sight!) I was also on the Welcome to ArmadilloCon panel with Karen Meschke and con chair Elizabeth Burton. I had a pleasant interview with Fan GOH Elspeth Bloodgood, which no one attended so we caught up on the last several years’ activities. And, unfortunately, I was unable to make my scheduled reading due to a conflict with selling books.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;">What is generally fun for me at the conventions is making new friendships or renewing old old ones. Among the old friendships renewed were with Michael Bishop, with whom I had spent a hectic day in Dallas some 20 years ago for an ill-fated book tour that fell apart that day. We had fun, but few books other than mine got signed that day. I also caught up again with Mark Nelson, an artist I had not seen in way too many years. I got one of his art books with a nice doodle inside. I talked some with john DeNardo of SF Signal along with Derek Johnson. I found out my short story “Thirteen Days of Glory” had been listed as one of six influential Texas science fiction stories by Don Webb in the previous Sunday’s Austin American Statesman. I spent some time with Mike Walsh of Old Earth Books, Mike Bishop, Mark Finn, Jess Nevins. I also saw Cary Osborne, an old friend and dancing partner from ArmadilloCons past. She is now in New Mexico and seems to be happy there.<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">As usual, I picked up great books, including the limited editions of SON OF RETRO PULP TALES (edited by Joe R. Lansdale and his son Keith) and THE REALITY DYSFUNCTION by Peter Hamilton. I got some reading copies of things like Lafferty’s PAST MASTER, Ed Bryant’s CINNABAR, Lawrence Bloch’s THE SCORELESS THAI, and other titles. I also picked up the ultra-limited lettered edition of Lansdale’s FOR A FEW STORIES MORE, which contains an extra novelette not printed anywhere else. I have one of the best Lansdale collections in the world including some items limited to fewer than 100 copies. Normally, I would pass this by (it was bloody expensive), but Joe and I have a collaboration in this one, so I needed it for my shelf of cool stuff.<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">I went to several parties including ConDFW and Texas in 2013. I managed to have dinner with several great friends, Becky and Jeff Haynie on Friday and Ed Scarbrough, Sam Hudson, Nina Siros, Willie Siros, Charles Siros, and Jonathan Miles. Of the seven of us there, three had birthdays within a one-week period around the convention (Nina on Thursday before, Ed on Sunday and Willie on Tuesday).<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;"><strong>Sanford Allen</strong><br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">I attended my first ArmadilloCon three years ago, after decades of staying clear of the SF convention circuit. My memories of cons past were of people in badly fitting Star Trek costumes haggling over toys and packing into hotel rooms to watch sixth-generation copies of anime shows.<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">If that’s also your memory of SF cons, listen up: ArmadilloCon is not that. Not by a long shot. It’s a con for writers, aspiring writers and people who love SF, fantasy and horror literature and art. Sure, there are a handful of people walking around in steampunk duds and few toys on sale in the dealer’s room, but mostly it’s about the books.<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">I spent a good deal of ArmadilloCon 32 hanging with author and Missions contributor Joe McKinney, podcaster and whisky expert Brent Bowen and the brilliant horror scholar and writer Matt Cardin (who also records eerily beautiful music, it turns out). The three of us put down unhealthy amounts of booze and spent quite a bit of time talking about our favorite obscure horror films. I also enjoyed hooking up with old friends Nicole Duson, an up-and-coming Austin writer, and John DeNardo of the brilliant <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/">SF Signal website</a>.<br />
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<p><span style="font-style: normal;">This was the first year I participated in panel discussions, and they turned out to be a blast. During a panel on the New Weird, Neal Barrett Jr. and I agreed that there probably isn’t a New Weird, per se, since many writers &#8212; including Neal &#8212; have been weird for a long, long time. I also enjoyed my panel on the challenge of writing short stories, where I ended up between luminary authors Michael Bishop and Howard Waldrop (how the hell did I end up so lucky?). Finally, I ended up on a panel about H.P. Lovecraft’s enduring legacy with Matt Cardin and Don Webb, who displayed amazing knowledge of the author’s work. The always witty Joe R. Lansdale made a great case (and one I agreed with) that horror authors can learn far more from writers like Ray Bradbury, Robert Bloch and Flannery O’Connor.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-style: normal;"> Between all the panelizing, socializing and drinking, I managed to fit in a few readings. Stina Leicht read from her upcoming novel, which mixes Celtic mythology and the complicated politics of Northern Ireland. Can’t wait for that one to hit the stands. Joe McKinney’s Sunday afternoon reading of his story “Survivors” proved a great capper to the con. </span></p>
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