John Scalzi is not a San Antonian. However, the man is one of the leading lights of today’s science fiction scene, and a 2009 Hugo Award nominee in three (count ‘em, three) categories — Best Novel (ZOE’S TALE); Best Related Book (YOUR HATE MAIL WILL BE GRADED: A DECADE OF WHATEVER, 1998-2008); and Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form (METAtropolis). Maybe more importantly than all of this, he tapes bacon to cats. Say what? Um, yeah. He tapes bacon to cats, and in the process, created an internet storm, and bacon infamy, if you haven’t heard.
Well — San Antonio’s Kings Court Frankfurter Express now has a hot dog with Scalzi’s name written all over it. OK, his name isn’t actually on the menu, but this dog does have several. Witness the menu: “#4 The Danger Dog (also known as “dirty dog” and “Tijuana dog”). An all beef Pancho wrapped in bacon, deep fried, topped with grilled onions and chili with a fresh Serrano pepper.” Hell yeah. That distant growl you hear ain’t indigestion. That would be the Danger Dog calling out Scalzi, the next time he crosses the San Antonio city limits.










Dude. I am SO there. It might be worth coming to San Antonio just for that.
And SA would no doubt welcome you with open arms! And a heaping pile of Danger Dogs and serrano peppers.
This looks insanely good. I might have to take the short detour off of the St. Mary’s strip.
I think I need to eat only salads for the next couple weeks just for looking at the thing.
My wife doesn’t like grease, shiny food, or overwhelming amounts of meat. So this one hits the trifecta for her.
I say, “yum.”
The son that is the co owner to this place really isnt a friendly guy, He is very rude and crude, He doesnt understand the saying the customer is always right, My mom had asked him to put the saurkraut on the side of the dogzilla he was sarcastic about it not know that she wanted it on the side so it would get the bun soggy, He also took some words that were taken from me previously wrong, I had asked the gentlemen if he knew my cousin he said yes he did, And i said some jokes about my cousin knowing my cousin would just laugh his but off if he was there with me and our other cousin but the week after my mom went like i said above he took his anger out on my mother saying your son isnt in no postion to be talking, Well the reason he said that is because her son me i am in a wheelchair myself and by the sound of this he is saying im nobody but to get this straight i am a web designer and graphic design, I might not write very well but i can make some great graphics like he makes great food but has a bad atitude towards his customers, I had read on another blog he told some customers to leave his establishment just because they needed the food in a hurry, well some people are in a hurry but im sure they would understand the food will take a while but he could at least tell them he will try as fast as he can heres the blog http://silvercreek78250.blogspot.com/2009/10/lunch-report-frankfurter-express-on.html
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